Jonathan Gillette, “Textarea, You Are A Sunken Nothing”, 2004:
Yes, I mean it, Textarea. You are a Sunken Nothing. You have a beveled edge, but you are a worthless thing to jot upon. Bad pad! BAD PAD!!
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Do you accept tabs? Oop. Well, my premature article is published now.
You are the most popular text editor. You are the worst text editor. Even Notepad has search and replace. And I can make it bigger and smaller.
Kroc Camen, “Ode to Textarea”, 2011:
Textarea, how do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways
